Do Not Be Alarmed!

As you can see there is something different about me... Do not be alarmed though because it isn't really me, it is merely an image of me that has been distorted to seem as though I have two heads. Hands up who thought I had caught an as yet unidentified disease...

Well not me that's for sure! I am still at home and messing about with stuff - this includes an IPod adaptor, which is a strange contraption but might come in handy at some point in India - must remember to pack the travel plugs between the toaster and the kettle! Then run off and meet my travel companions between AT Mays and the Exchange Bureau or something like that. Better remember to check the newly received travel arrangements for these sort of details...

Gadzooks! It seems that after meeting my chums / colleagues / companions at the seats between the clock and the large plantpot that used to be an ashtray, we will board a flight to London at 1915 and arrive in London at 2030. This will give me time to take in Starlight Express before visiting the London Dungeon. After breakfast at Tiffany's I will board a flight to Austria - Vienna, where I shall buy a loaf and listen to Ultravox. By this time it will be 0945 and time for me to have a shave before I board the flight to Mumbai - I believe that this is known in travel circles as a Vienesse Whirl - or is that a biscuit?

I will arrive in Mumbai at 2250 on Saturday night and hope that the hotel will be showing Match of the Day.